Giving the entertainment industry the pearl necklace it deserves since 1526
GeekPlanetOnline presents Mike and Ike: entertainment gurus for the neo-millennium, officially acknowledged unofficial spokeswhores for both "Evil Dead-The Musical," and Re-Animator-The Musical," comics, critics, contest winning horror film makers and, perhaps most importantly, stoners. They have been called "witty," "incisive," "hysterical," "bloody brilliant," and "Ted" for some odd reason. Join them for slightly hazy discussions about horror films, surprisingly entertaining interviews, and the occasional musical number. WARNING: This podcast contains strong language, adult themes, obscure cultural references, and an excessive amount of Nell Carter.
Episodes Archive
ASSJam Episode 41 "She Smells Like What?"
- Mike and Ike geek out over Scooby Doo. You read that correctly... Scooby Doo.
ASSJam Episode 40 "Barbara Hershey's Fake Boobs"
- Three women. Two men. You do the math.
AssJam Episode 39 "What Was Lost Was a Skeleton"
- The interview is with actress Jennifer Blaire. The song is pretty good. The introduction is submitted without comment.
ASSJam Episode 37 "The One With the Wet Panties"
- The boys chat with American Mary star Tristan Risk about horror, porn, Jen and Sylvia Soska, teenage girls, and Alice Cooper.
ASSJam Episode 36 "It's All About the Penis"
- 90 Minutes on Star Trek. What more needs said.
ASSJam Special "Ike's Skype Gangbang 2 Electric Whogaloo"
- The ONLY Doctor Who discussion you will EVER have to listen to again.
ASSJam Special "How Many Yanks Does it Take To Screw in a Sleeping Bag?"
- Ike confronts the man who sent Billy Barty to kidnap him and then talks to Moe Porne, the OTHER host of No Budget Nightmares.
ASSJam Episode 35 "I BONE NOW"
- The boys have wanted this interview since they started ASSJamming other people.
ASSJam Special "Hicks on Hausu 2: Electric Kung Fu-Galoo
- So two hicks and a Canadian walk into a bar...
ASSJam Episode 34 "That is One Horny Monkey"
- This is a busy 65 minutes. There is an apology to everyone. A celebrity penis and many summer movies are discussed and there are TWO surprise guests.
ASSJam Episode 33 Protocol Ten C
- The following was originally broadcast on May 26th, 1977
ASSJam Episode 32 Protocol Ten B
- The following was originally broadcast on October 8th, 1957
ASSJam Episode 31 "Where the Hell are the Credits?"
- Ike chats with an old friend.
ASSJam Episode 30 "I Said What What/In The Butt"
- This interview is definitely an E Ticket
ASSJam Episode 29 "Charlize Theron's Camel Toe"
- We sort of explain what the hell happened to Ike...almost.
ASSJam Episode 28 "Wait. Xena Was a Lesbian?"
- Even while missing, Ike manages to produce a pretty frakking funny interview
ASSJam Episode 27 Protocol Ten A
- The following was originally broadcast on December 31st, 1931
ASSJam Episode 26 "Kojak Bang Bang"
- There is an interview; there is violence; there is an explanation; there is a song
ASSJam Episode 25 "Sweet Sweaty Krogan Balls"
- Yes, the boys talk Mass Effect, and they have guests!
Goodbye Old Friend
- A commercial is played and Isaac mourns the loss of one of his heroes.
ASSJam Episode 24 "If You Have Sex With Jack Baur, You're Going To Die"
- THE FOLLOWING DESCRIPTION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FOLLOWING PODCAST
ASSJam Episode 22 "Too Many Brits Destroy the Universe"
- Another very VERY cool interview
ASSJam Episode 21 "Bangers and M.A.S.H."
- Movie reviews, movie news, and interviews
ASSJam Episode 17 "There's Nothing Wrong With Having a Vagina"
- This one's a long time coming.
ASSJam Episode 16 "Fork Scorpion"
- Mike and Ike talk to Barry Bostwick. Yes, THAT Barry Bostwick.
ASSJam Episode 15 "The Show That Would Not Be"
- There will never be another Star Wars themed ASSJam
ASSJam Episode 14 "As We Dance to the Masochism Tango"
- A very VERY cool interview
ASSJam Episode 13 "Some Guy Who Interviews People"
- Isaac talks with the writer/producer and director of Some Guy Who Kills People
ASSJam Episode 12 "The Pissiness of the Katakuris"
- More Re-Animator the Musical interviews...and other stuff
ASSJam Episode 11 "Ten Episodes in the Can"
- The boys talk to Richard Hatch. What more needs said really?
ASSJam Episode 10 "Insert Obvious Water Sports Joke Here"
- The title will make sense eventually.
ASSJam Episode 8 "Re-Animator 2: Electric GooGaloo"
- More Re-Animator The Musical goodness
ASSJam Episode 6 "Dick For a Podcast"
- The boys watched Birdemic. Here is their response.
ASSJam Episode 5 "What Happened to Episode 3?"
- There are reviews, there is music, there is an interview, there is a commentary track. Busy episode.
ASSJam Episode 4 "The One With The Music"
- The boys discuss Piranha 3-D, Showgirls, and Scooby Doo. There is also an interview AND a review of a film not even out yet! And what the frak happened to episode 3???
ASSJam Episode 2 "Gremlins 3-D"
- In this long awaited second episode, Mike and Ike smoke, give shout outs to many MANY people, and review several films. Also, there is a song parody that should never have been written for a film that should never have a song parody written about it...
ASSJam Episode 1 "Oh So Humble Beginnings"
- An introduction from the boys, and a dissection of Carnival of Souls. WARNING: The following podcast contains strong language and pot jokes and should not be listened to if you are easily offended or a Carnival of Souls Fan...



