For my fellow zed heads! I review Watchmen meets Walking Dead mashup Ex-Heroes :) http://t.co/MhkCGjAB3I #zombies #geekplanetonline
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT MAY ELICIT DROPPED JAWS, EXCESSIVE WETNESS, JEALOUSY, AND/OR PAINFUL ERECTIONS
Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations. He's not Mike.
Ike: (Southern accent) He ain't Ike.
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I: Ya ready, limey?
M: Let's rock this bitch.
I: As anyone who knows anythin' 'bout us knows, we're pretty much obsessed with Ron Moore's Battlestar Galactica.
M: In our video No More Mr Nice Gaius we called it
BOTH: "THE GREATEST PIECE OF SCIENCE FICTION ON TELEVISION IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY PERIOD."
I: For many reasons which we ain't gonna talk about here because
M: We have decided to give you some special ASSJam.
I: We're gonna be doin' a super special ultra crunchy choco fudgey mini-series a the All Star Summer Jamboree coverin' the entire series.
M: And we're going to have guests.
I: Oh yeah!
M: First off, we have composer Bear McCreary, who will be answering email questions which we'll have somone else read on the show so we can pretend we're interviewing him live.
I: And Bear's given us permission ta use some music for the show as well.
M: But we have another interview.
I: Oh yes, we do.
M: And it's going to be live.
I: Oh yes, it is.
M: And it's with Richard Hatch.
I: We'll let that sink in.
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I: We're gonna be talkin' ta TOM FRAKKIN' ZAREK!!!!
M: And the original Apollo.
I: He was also in All My Children and Streets a San Francisco.
M: But yes, TOM FRAKKING ZAREK!!!! A true Sci Fi
I: Not syfy
M: icon...talking to us...live.
I: And how the frak did we pull that off?
M: We asked him.
I: We talked ta him on the phone the other night. Great guy, he gets us.
M: This interview is going to be one for the record books.
I: But we ain't done, nuggets, and we need your help.
M: Especially if you're on Twitter.
I: First, feel free ta send Bear a message @bearmccreary tellin' him how cool we are and how cool he is for doin' this.
M: Because he is.
I: Then, feel free ta send messages ta @kateesackhoff, @theaarondouglas, @nickiclyne, @trutriciahelfer, and @mark_sheppard.
M: We contacted them as well about possibly appearing on this. We even let them know that Bear and Richard--
I: He said we could call him Richard.
M: --will be on our show. If some fans also mention the show--
I: And us.
M: --to them, perhaps they'll think about signing on as well.
I: This can only get cooler!
M: And it can...with your help.
I: We'll let ya know when this is gonna air. We kinda wanna wait ta see if we can get anybody else.
M: But for now...
I: Envy us.
M: And
BOTH: Namaste.
