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Greetings and salutations, nuggets! Yes, it's that time of year again - time for another almighty donation drive. The volunteers and talented podcasters at GeekPlanetOnline don't get paid for the entertainment that they provide or the time they spend making it: they do it for the love of the entertainment, and to put something positive out into the world. Every so often, they need a little help to keep things going - and this is where you come in!
GeekPlanetOnline is proud to release the latest desperate fundraising attempt from the diseased minds behind The Mike & Ike Show and Mike & Ike’s All-Star Summer Jamboree. In exchange for a minimum $10USD donation towards the running costs of the show, our intrepid duo will serve you a three-course meal of cartoons, b-movies and cult horror, all delivered in the grand tradition of MST3K and Rifftrax. Trailers can be found on our original press release.
To make your donation and received your download gift, click HERE. In the meantime, the boys themselves have something to say...
Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations. He’s not Mike.
Ike: (Southern accent) He ain’t Ike. First off, we wanna say “Oooh! Shiny!” ta the new look of GeekPlanetOnline which, as of this writin’, we haven’t seen yet. We’re sure Overlord Matt has done an amazin’ job.
M: But even more importantly…
Both: (Together) THE GRINDHOUSE IS HERE!!!
M: That’s right, dear friends. We’ve taken series—
I: Season.
M: two to the next level. For a donation of ten US dollars—
I: Which I believe translates ta under a pound.
M: You will receive a little less than 90 minutes of solid, tested in front of a live audience commentaRIFFing.
I: And remember, a portion of every donation goes ta GeekPlanetOnline, so you’re not just supportin’ us.
M: Even though we’re more than worth it alone.
I: Also remember, you’re MORE THAN welcome ta donate more.
M: Again, we’re more than worth it alone.
I: All money received will go ta gettin’ us some new equipment so that one day we can change the name of our company from Very Amateurish Productions ta Somewhat Amateurish Productions.
M: By the way, Isaac, it’s actually a little over six pounds.
I: Like I care.
M: And for that you get to see the best parts of Beach Girls and the Monster.
I: There’s a sentence that’s never been written before.
M: Almost an hour from the cult classic Spider Baby.
I: And a special little surprise at the beginnin’.
M: So please, donate, enjoy, tell all your friends.
I: We want their money, too.
M: We’ll be posting reviews of the Grindhouse as they get posted.
I: Yeah, we’re gettin’ reviewed.
M: And if you like
I: Or hate.
M: what you see and write a review, send us a link at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it and we’ll link it here.
I: We been told this show has caused a couple spit takes.
M: So sit back, relax, and enjoy.
I: We think ya will.
M: And on that note
Both: (Together) Namaste.
Mike & Ike’s Grindhouse: Vol. 1 is a DRM-free download, provided as a thank you gift in exchange for a $10USD (currently £6.43GBP) donation towards the running costs of the Mike & Ike series. By agreement, $2 of every donation will be applied towards the running of GeekPlanetOnline as a whole.
GeekPlanetOnline.com is a non-profit website which provides its services – including hosting for every single podcast and video featured on the site – free of charge. We have never, and will never, charge any of our contributors or our visitors for the use of these facilities and content. Every donation received as part of this initiative helps to keep the site running – so if you like what we do, please consider giving what you can.
